Saturday, March 14, 2009

This Never Gets Old

When I take a step back and look at my life as a whole, there are very few things that I love with a passion. You know, the things that warm the soul and put a smile on my face. Such things as my closest friends, my family, the love and touch of a woman, a cold beer in a frosty mug, a great game, the love and touch of two women at the same time, and the story of a young adolescent boy having sex with a teacher/superior/best friend's mother. Well today, I hit for the cycle as I sat down after enjoying an ice cold Kentucky Bourbon Barrel Ale and reading that a 13 year old boy has been sleeping with his history teacher. Oh, and also with his math teacher. This video courtesy of CNN has the details...

Friday, March 13, 2009

Back From The Dead

What better day than Friday the 13th to rise from the grave and bring the Horace Grant Halftime Report back to life. The computer had a successful procedure, although I lost everything (nearly 4000 songs, webcam pics of my best friend's sister, fondue recipes, some personal cock-shots) but it's time to get back to business. I'm assuming that any followers we had are long gone so it's basically a fresh start. So, tell a friend, tell 2 friends, tattoo it to your ass - The Horace Grant Halftime Report is alive. "I'm back-you bitches-I'm better-than ever."