Monday, February 9, 2009

Going Under The Knife

I regret to inform you that the Horace Grant Halftime Report will be taking a break for the next week due to a computer malfunction/crash/totally f--ked (damn, kiddy porn). I'll have new posts as soon as I get my traptop back off of the operating table. I recommend that you stock up on canned goods, bottled water, and blow to survive the drought. It will be tough, but I think we can all make it through this and weather the storm. Hopefully, I'll get the little girl out of the shop soon with a quick and easy procedure. Bear with me, and don't give up. Don't ever give up.

"Viruses can take away all of my hardrive. It cannot touch my mind, it cannot touch my heart, and it cannot touch The Report. And those three things are going to carry on forever. I thank you and God bless you all."