Saturday, December 13, 2008

Sam Bradford Hates Jews, Wins Heisman

I am not certian of Sam Bradford's attitude toward the Jewish community. One would assume that like most, Bradford supports anti-semitic activities and traditions. However, one thing is certain, tonight he won the Heisman Memorial Trophy. It is an amazing accomplishment for the Oklahoma quarterback considering the obstacles he overcame to become the 74th recepient of the coveted award. Not only did Bradford beat out everyone's favorite closet homosexual Jesus-hugging quarterback, but he made a storybook comeback to football after a tragic childhood horseback accident left him cross-eyed. In other news, Colt McCoy committed suicide.

Tuesday, December 9, 2008

It's a BLOG!

On December 9, 2008 at approximately 11:07 pm, a blog was born. The web will never be the same...