The Philadelphia Eagles (7-5-ties?) host the Cleveland Browns (4-9) tonight on ESPN's Monday Night Football in a game that will most likely increase the TV ratings of "WWE Monday Night Raw" and possibly even "I Want A Dog, Charlie Brown" (8:00, ABC). Cleveland looks to make history by being the first team to go 3-0 on MNF with three different starting quarterbacks. On the other hand, the Eagles look to rip off Ken Dorsey's head and shit down his throat. Brian Westbrook is listed as probable (knee/ankle) but is still expected to rush for 19 touchdowns and catch 11. Donovan McNabb is also listed as probable and is expected to wear a brace over his right ankle to ease the pain of black quarterback stereotypes. For Cleveland, look for Braylon Edwards to build on his league leading 16 dropped passes. Jittery hands maybe? 6 Hour Energy Shot anyone?
El Borracho's Projected Score: Cleveland 13, Philadelphia 38