Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Brian Giles reached back like a pimp...


I believe that it was the lyrical genius of electronic musicians, Prodigy, that once said, "change my pitch up, smack my bitch up, smack my bitch up, smack my bitch up." And after recent allegations, it appears that the San Diego Padres' Brian Giles took those words to heart. Giles, most notably known for... well... now, beating his pregnant wife, has been accused of just that.

NBC San Diego (unfortunately not Ron Burgundy) has released a nightclub surveillance video of the Padres outfielder grabbing a woman (suspected to be Giles' former girlfriend) by the hair and then later knocking her down with the simple question,' "what did the five fingers say to the face?" The ex-girlfriend (we'll call her Ms. Soontoberich) has now slapped Giles back with a $10 million lawsuit. By the looks of this video, Ms. Soontoberich could win this game of slaps by unanimous decision.

In related news, Giles' current girlfriend, Chanel St. James, has also been caught on tape taking three dicks at one time.

Watch the full surveillance tape courtesy of NBC San Diego HERE

Watch Chanel St. James suck a golf ball through a waterhose HERE

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